Virtual Life

Girl : Dad, I'm in love
with a boy who is far
away from me.
I am in
India and he lives in UK.
We met on a dating
website, became friends on
facebook, had long
chats on whatsApp, proposed
to each other on skype,
And now we've had 2 months of
relationship thru
viber.
I need ur blessing and good
wishes daddy...

Dad said:
Wow! Really!! Then get
married on twitter,
have fun online. Buy ur kids on
e-bay, send them thru g-mail and if
u r fed up
with your husband... Sell him on
OLX....