WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS :
SCHOOL :
A place where Parents pay and children play .
A place where Parents pay and children play .
LIFE INSURANCE :
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
NURSE :
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
MARRIAGE :
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman
gains her masters..
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman
gains her masters..
TEAR :
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine
waterpower.
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine
waterpower.
CONFERENCE :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
FATHER :
A banker provided by nature.
A banker provided by nature.
CRIMINAL :
A person no different from the rest
....except that he/she got caught .
A person no different from the rest
....except that he/she got caught .
BOSS :
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!!
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!!
POLITICIAN :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter.
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter.
DOCTOR :
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
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