Happy Married Life

Teacher - Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
Student - Shaadi.
Teacher - Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?
Student - Dulha Banunga.
Teacher - Ohho, I mean to say, bade hoker kya haasil karoge?
Student - Dulhan.
Teacher - Abbe,matlab bade ho kar mummy papa ke liye kya karoge.?
Student - Bahu launga.
Teacher - Haraamkhor.. Tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain?
Student -  Pota.
Teacher - Hey bhagwan. Abbe zindagi ka kya maksad hai.?
Student - "Hum do hamare do.

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Newly married Husband:
I had 10 affairs before marriage!!
Smart Wife: Mujhe pata tha ki jab kundli mein 36 ke 36 gun mile hain, toh aadate bhi zarur milengi...!
Wife Rocks !!! Husband Shocks !!! 

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SIR:- Whats difference between Coffee Shop & Wine Shop?
STUDENT:-
Very Simple sir,
Love Starts in
Coffee Shop,
Love Ends in Wine Shop..

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Shaadi ke 5 years baad, on Valentine's day, husband brought white roses for wife.

Patni: Yeh kya White Roses kyon? Valentine Day par toh Red Roses dete hai na?

Pati: Ab Zindagi me, Pyaar se jyada Shaanti ki Jarurat hai.