Beloved Wife

Biwi ki awesome Kathaayein

Normally A Man speaks 25000 words Daily & Woman speaks 30000.

But d Problem starts When Husband comes Home after finishing his 25000 words Wife starts her 30000 

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Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of website.

You understand Nothing, still you click

"I Agree"......!!

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Wife: Suno ji, Doctor ne muje ek mahina aaram ke liye switzerland ya paris jaane ko kaha hai.

Hum kaha jayenge?

Husband: Dusre Doctor ke paas..

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Papa : why is your mummy sitting silently today.

Son : nothing papa. She asked for lipstick and i heard fevistick.

Papa: (with tears in eyes) god bless you son.

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Hubby Ke B'day Par Wife Ne Pucha-

Kya Gift Dun??

Hubby:-

Tum mujhe Pyar Karo, Izzat Karo aur Mera Kehna Maano...Yahi kaafi hai...!!

Wife:-

(Kuch Der Soch Ke)

Nahin Main To Gift Hi Dungi.

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I argued... She argued...

I shouted... She shouted and then she cried

Result: she won by duckworth lewis method

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Chess is the only game in the world,

which reflects the status of the husband.

the poor king can take only one step at a time ...

While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.